I, for one, would love to make friends with a White House staffer or intern, perhaps make friends with a couple. Not to pump them for anything as droll as classified Intel or state secrets. No, I want the hot goss, the tea, the interpersonal drama.

Trump's Cabinet secretaries all hate each other. This, I know to be true. Their interns must see and hear a lot of it, I'd love to be in on it.