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stand in the door way of the cat on the left. maintain eye contact and start conversating immediately with it.
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with your right hand, make the fingers appear to be toys to the one on the right to engage his predatorial skills directly.
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conversate with the one on the left until the one on the right is successful and draws blood.
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then yell out loud, startling both. now, neither want anything to do with you.
er go, no more guilt / choice.