You just opened a new box of Family Circle. But what are you picking first, and what gets left?
For us, the first to go is usually the shortbread and the custard creams. I tend to leave the chocolate covered ones until later because they don’t dunk well.
First they came for the browns, and I said nothing.
Then they came for the rounds, and I said nothing.
Then they came for me, and I said nothing,
for I was just grateful to not be left discarded in the box like those poor custard creams.