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New York did something absolutely incredible (static01.nyt.com)
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Andrew Cuomo was the most carbrain candidate.

He doesn't walk.

He doesn't take the subway.

He doesn't bike.

He only travels in his Ford dodge

He has been caught speeding again and again in his Ford dodge:

https://gothamist.com/news/early-addition-guess-whose-dodge-charger-has-been-speeding-through-manhattan-school-zones

https://nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/06/16/no-mo-cuomo-scofflaw-ex-gov-caught-speeding-two-more-times-bringing-total-to-4-tix-in-3-months

Cuomo was supported by Wall Street and Car Companies:

You defeated him. And the guy who won the democratic primary doesn't even own a car.

Congratulations 🎉 · 🎉🥳

Dodger

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[–] 158 points 1 year ago* (13 children)

He's what, 33 years old? I think the odds of him having a stroke and turning right wing are pretty low too. So that's another plus! Good job New York!

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  • [–] 51 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The stroke gun doesn't care about age, protect this man.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    God dammit. I forgot about the stroke gun. Dems have the Jewish space lasers and Republicans have the stroke gun.

    With the way things are right now I think we'll have to defend Zohran from both. Dems are getting on board the Muslim hate train really hard after his win.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Or a sex pest like cumuo

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    I live in New York, I've had friends run into Zohran, and I'm only a couple steps removed from him socially. I'm told, admittedly not first hand, that Zohran basically stood up against a creeper in his friend group, and told the guy he wasn't welcome anymore with that sort of behavior. Sort of the opposite of the more common "missing stair" pattern

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