2. Let me introduce you to group known as the ‘Obama-Obama-Trump’ voters.

Confusing on the face of it no? How can someone vote for Barack twice, and then pull the lever for Trump? And the map is not clear either; counties in New England, the Rust Belt, southwest, and northeast. All over the country, red and blue states. So what happened?

• These 206 counties cast 7.5 million votes in 2016, which accounts for 5.5 percent of all votes cast in the election.
• Between 2012 and 2016, the Democratic popular vote margin declined by 2.1 million votes. Even though these 206 counties make up only 5 percent of the total votes cast, they accounted for 51 percent of that decline.

Low propensity voters, now disillusioned with politics. These are the people who got sold a vision of hope and change after the Great Recession in 2007-2008, and while yes things changed, not in a fundamental way. They still drive on crumbling roads to take their kids to the same underfunded schools. Still watch their taxes fund overseas wars, for nebulous ‘foreign policy’ reasons that aren’t clear. Still paying out the ass for their dialysis care. Watching standards of living regress around them, knowing their kids will be worse off regardless of a college degree.

You see, there’s a part 3 that you’re forgetting that needs to happen, otherwise another opportunist grifter can slide in with false promises and spam-abuse the populism cheat code:

3. Deliver results for the people who voted for you - or don’t be in power when it goes bad

So your solution is to keep trying the thing that I’ve already indicated doesn’t work.

Unless you’re advocating for me committing interstate voter fraud to flip half the Republican districts blue.

Because we’ve already established that I’m shit at convincing people to vote because I’m a whiny asshole.