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[–] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

“This case, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich,”

Absurdity is to fascists what garlic is to vampires.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Did anyone ask the sandwich how it felt?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Unfortunately the sandwich didn't survive. But if they could ask it, the assumed response would have been "KERSPLAT".

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Seems more of a "thump", since it didn't come open as the agent lied it did. Also, it certainly survived. Still wrapped, seems good enough to eat still. Doesn't even need a 5 second rule.

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