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Neurospicy (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Broke: Disorganized loose change

Woke: Perfectly micro-managed coinage

Bespoke: Handing a jar of pennies to your 8-year-old niece and saying "If you can count it, you can keep it".

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    child: 524 coins exactly

    Adult: you didn't even count it

    Child: you count it then and keep it if you prove me wrong

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It's more putting them into the little rolls so you can change them out for paper money at the bank.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    just nelt the pennies for the copper, it'll have zinc in it, but you can pass it off as high quality copper

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