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For a game called "Dungeons & Dragons" there is a shocking lack of both dungeons and dragons (piefed.social)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
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I've played a lot of D&D over the years. Hundreds of hours.

But these so-called "dungeons"? No captives. Not even any cells. That's not a dungeon. that's a glorified cave.

And don't even get me started on the dragons. Dragonborn? Sure, I've seen plenty. Heard my fair share of Draconic. And wyverns are fairly common I suppose but that's like pointing at all the dogs in the world and saying "we're infested with wolves!"

I'm beginning to feel like I've been lied to all this time.

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[–] 83 points 1 year ago (11 children)

As someone who has played alot of Call of Cthulhu there is a distinct lack of Cthulhu. But I am presently playing Traveler and let me tell you something - there is A LOT of traveling.

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  • [–] [S] 80 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    It's called "Call of Cthulhu", not "Sighting of Cthulhu", forehead

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  • [–] 89 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    DM: "The phone rings."

    Player: "I pick it up."

    Cthulhu: "Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaap!"

    Player: *Cries blood*

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