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[–] 36 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Even snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!

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  • The odds of you being killed by a snail are low... but never zero. And when it inevitably happens, there's no way to prove that it was intentional, that it was retribution for your crimes against this snail's entire bloodline... but I'll know.

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