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[–] 64 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Wild animals are never “harmless.”

Deer have killed people. Birds have killed people.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Even snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!

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  • The odds of you being killed by a snail are low... but never zero. And when it inevitably happens, there's no way to prove that it was intentional, that it was retribution for your crimes against this snail's entire bloodline... but I'll know.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Water had killed people.
    Gravity has killed people.

    But above all, humans have killed people.

    If I wanted to live, I'd go live with the sharks.

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