I feel like that's one of those things that, even if you could do it, you shouldn't. I wasn't really being serious, so much.

If you're sure you want me to attempt to play mind reader, just for funsies, I suppose I could. My trauma is I had to grow up guessing what everyone was gunna do, because none of the adults were even a tiny bit safe, so I got sort of a little bit good at the guessing game, sort of. I've never tested it on internet strangers though.

That said, my dating history would completely oppose previous statements... So maybe I just think I'm a little bit good at something, but really I suck.