I've never understood the appeal, or how it works.

  • do people just wake up and start consuming food/drink without brushing their teeth & washing their face?
  • if not, do they get out of bed to wash up and then get back in bed to eat!?
  • what's the appeal? I get liking someone else making your breakfast, but why is having it in bed fun?
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[–] 19 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

The taste of toothpaste lingers for a while and ruins the flavor of breakfast, especially orange juice.

The Way™ is Coffee/tea/juice to temporarily overwrite that morning breath feeling, then breakfast, then brushing teeth.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    The way™️ is to drink enough water and actually brush before bed. If you’re sufficiently hydrated, and you don’t have all that bacteria shitting up your mouth then your morning breath will be a lot less stanky.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Your way is to have to pee all night.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm not saying drink a gallon right before bed. Drink plenty of water throughout the day, then slowly less and less until it's about bed time. Then take a fat piss before you go to bed.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Dude. I'm getting near to 50 years old. Thinking about water after 7pm is a recipe for 10x bathroom trips in the night.

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