My bifocal glasses. They were donated to me last year, and some fucking how, they're a perfect match for my prescription, and have absolutely no scratches.

They were manufactured in 1988, literally 2 years before I ever got my first pair of glasses.

I didn't exactly sign up for big ass thick bifocals, but the last prescription glasses I paid for cost me $217, are scratched to hell and back, and the frames split at the nose bridge.

They're big, they're ugly, but they just fucking work, even clearer than my most recent actual prescriptions.

You can't complain when it's free!