Ain’t nuffin gay about gettin yer dick sucked! Thems the ones thatter gay for suckin em!

In the wisdom of the ancient Greeks, you're only gay if you're a bottom

Choo choo!!!

They are imposing their dominance on weaker men. It's not gay, it's purely about dominance

They just like to suck other non-gay men's cocks.

Doesn't make them Gay necessarily, but it does make them at least Bi.

They're called "brojobs" for a reason.

Your problem, Henry, is that you are hung up on words, on labels: "gay", "homosexual", "lesbian." You think they tell you who a person sleeps with, but they don't tell you that. Like all labels, they refer to one thing and one thing only: Where does a person so identified fit in the food chain? In the pecking order. Not ideology or sexual taste, but something much simpler: clout. Who owes me favors. Not who I fuck or who fucks me, but who will pick up the phone when I call. To someone who doesn't understand this, homosexual is what I am because I sleep with men, but this is wrong. Homosexuals are not men who sleep with other men. Homosexuals are men who, in 15 years of trying, can't get a pissant anti-discrimination bill through City Council. They are men who know nobody, and who nobody knows. Now, Henry, does that sound like me?

They're always complaining about the MSM too!

Don't worry, I brought protection to keep it from being gay.

pulls out a package of new socks