The wine is just for the adults

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[–] 97 points 1 year ago (9 children)
  • [–] [S] 51 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Thankfully, she did not ask for "all the bacon we have".

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Ron would laugh at the broccoli and ask "Why is the things I feed to my food next to the real food?"

    Edit: word

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It’s got cheese on it and Ron is a man of taste.

    He’d eat this shit like it was Tammy II’s tuna tunnel.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Not the broccoli. I love broccoli, but Ron does not. Watch 'Parks & Rec'. Specifically the episode where Rob Lowe cooks him mushroom steaks. Or the episode where he cooks the pig. Do you even know 'bout Ron Swanson.

    Ben ass mofo. Get in touch with lil Sebastian.

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