Commando gang rise up!

oh. well trully ones balls most certainly hang low to do that.

Not unlike the manner of a continental soldier

I mean. How would one even do that, like in what manner?

Yeah, I don’t think any computer has supported a mouse on the parallel port.

What about throwing them over your shoulder.

It fits my wife and girlfriend

Wife… and girlfriend?

women’s overstock boxers

I did not know they made these. Just looked it up. Thanks for broadening my horizons.

Commando is the way to go

How long before the billionaires ban surgical methods of birth control, too?

Hysterectomies are notoriously difficult to get without husband's permission in the US. Even when the person trying to yeet their uterus needs it gone for medical reasons. Not a long shot to see it attempted yet within Trump's two years left.

As for stopping men from getting vasectomies? Lol, yeah right.

Good thing we're done having kids in my family

I don't need those little swimmers, but I should get a kilt. Dangly bits be happier.

I blame underwear (and to some extent pants) on declining birth rates in Europe in part. At least in Finland - seriously, why is almost all the underwear here so fucking tight in the ball region??? It fits my wife and girlfriend just fine so are they secretly passing off women's overstock boxers as mens or something? Have to shop at foreign stores to find underwear that's not designed to push your balls back into your body or something.

Same with pants at certain stores like Dressman - they size them to scale so good luck if you're tall but not incredibly overweight. Have to basically take all pants to a tailor here, otherwise my only other option is smaller pants that start showing my calves and fit my waist but squeeze the balls so tight I could pull of a Michael Jackson "Hee-Hee".

Damn can't believe I wasted all that money on a vasectomy

Idk what teslacoils will do down there but it's probably worse than tight underwear

Yeah I'm wearing boxers and sometimes it still wedgies me :(

Be the change you want to see. So sayeth the guy with four kilts, two skirts and one pair of below-the-knee socks.

Yes! My son you survived the trial of the crushing vice and the trial of the scalding water. You are worthy!

Tesla solar powered ball coolers.

Might have to do with testosterone production?

not really surprising. the point of the scrotum is to naturally keep your semen at the right temperature by contracting and loosening with the ambient temperature. tight underwear prevents all that

I take hot baths to cull the weak, only tough survivors left.

I'm all for skirts for men to be back in style like kilts

Funny how we consider them worn out when the whiteys get too loose or the boxers get too tight.