Save it for April 1.

I'm not in the picture, because I already stole Armageddon's Blade.

If he says he's there to upgrade the computers, don't let him in.

Me too but only because I look better in purple

You should really place a /j somewhere before someone thinks they're screwed

I'm in this pic and I don't like it.

Wow, I thought you might be joking but this is real

https://github.com/pop-os/apt/pull/1/files#diff-94ba980dc72616d5d15b341b827cb979343fcb0f20c4e0ab8910fa2e502e48e2R310

You can, if you create an empty file at /etc/apt/break-my-system first. It's intentionally not mentioned to prevent another Linus situation

Holy shit, my computer is infected. I opened my terminal and typed "sudo ls -halR /" and it showed me every file on my computer. Oh my god.

You could always try using "sudo dpkg -r --force-all apt" instead. It won't clean up the dependencies, admittedly.

I'm tired boss

I took the "us" in your statement to be "humanity" and it sparked an unexpected feeling of hope.

Unless you have allowed the AI features to install

That's why there's no sudo on my system, only doas.

According to the report, zsh is even worse

2009 zsh adoption grows. Now the shell is also pretty, which researchers believe lures more victims.

Not even that, it's not a problem at all. They're just saying that when you open a terminal program you get access to the shell. That is exactly the point of a terminal program. It's a bit like "exclusive, shocking report: water is wet!"

I mean, I guess part of the joke is if an attacker can get into your computer they can do nefarious things, but that's not as funny.

And nationalise a fraction of Tesla and SpaceX?

Thank goodness for frontier models.

This flag is fortunately not needed as /* ensures root recipes are preserved. It's just that anything below isn't.

Uh oh I tossed mine in sbin. What do?

Microsoft Paint: Not affected. Thank God.

Don’t forget the —no-preserve-root flag or you’ll get an index out of bounds when deleting the recipe for five-root-puree

Yeah, I have to hit super then type 'te' before I can one-click this exploit

Though I guess I could make it one-click if I added a desktop shortcut to the terminal emulator

I'm here cautiously making sure it's a joke that I don't understand. Problem exists between keyboard and seat.

sudo is so broken, automatic privilege cloning of any user