40% of the time at least

Wow, so you're saying they could make it twice as accurate?

Coding noob here. What am I looking at? I want to laugh too. :(

Wikileaks was centralised because they would not publish anything that would imminently endanger lives or ongoing operations. There was a detailed verification process to make sure the leaks were legit, and redacted where needed

We can't let China get its hands on AI which can set timers. It's over for all of us if that happens!

"You update it using this 509MB excel spreadsheet that has been worked on since June 1993, nobody really knows how it works."

VB.NET isn't all that uncommon - it isn't exactly Fortran, and it's still maintained by Microsoft. I know a senior engineer that still writes a lot of new code in VB.NET because he's just used to it...

Its not even that interesting. Working with Visual Basic is coding with all the fun sucked out of it.

Hmmm, great idea!

A crab is not a sun

Happy Trawler-Man noises

Is this functional programming?

omg yes bestie I am also trans

You use Rust because you're gay.

I use Rust because I'm trans.

We are the same.

It is when you’re working at the communications office for a major military base.

As an Australian, I understand what happened. They were all drinking VB while coding it.

OoooooOOOOOOooooo.....

Clearly written by some smug [insert language here] dev… Nobody actually working in the JS/TS ecosystem is using var in 2026.

If you're smart, like me, you'll unplug your devices immediately. Failure to do so ensures your doom.

I may be the stupid one, i’m sure there’s a related gotcha here under some condition, but objectively not the one i described. Sorry, did not intend to waste anyone’s time and i do appreciate the response back to set me straight.

Better yet, distributed. It's called bittorrent.

Kinda could just use Lemmy / Piefed like that already if it's text or images.

For documents we'd need a new feature

And thus, js becomes lisp.