That sure is an unexpected way to learn to handle social anxiety... Pretty cool!

(inb4 someone says "that's litterally me")

come on, we've all thought about it.

GTA V was kind of the best of the series by far though. Only one with an actually playable story worth playing with TBoGT in a close second.

The police person quoting him back

So I have got, I Robert Richens, on the 30th of May 2025, said the following. I accidentally killed her; at least I admitted to it. I am going to miss GTA. I am going to get life.

It’s honestly crazy to me that that’s what someone is thinking about. GTA V wasn’t so good to be this obsessed over GTA VI.

I work in 911 dispatch, and apparently we have a couple emu farms in my area, and at least one rich asshole who just has one as a pet.

And one of them manages to get loose maybe once every year or two on average.

So we have a weirdly thorough document about loose emus, the best ways to approach them, the ways they'll attack if they feel threatened, what vets and animal rescues and such are willing to help catch, tranquilize, house, and treat an emu, what to feed them, etc.

And a note that the state game commission will not assist because it's not a native bird.

But what's especially baffling to me in that very often we have no idea where these emu came from, we call around to all of the farms and rich assholes in the area, and they'll all say that their entire flock is accounted for. A couple usually offer to take it off of our hands if no one else claims it. Before I started there was one that was loose for months we kept getting calls about that they were pretty sure was someone's pet because it had approached people looking for food and attention a few times, but no one reported one missing, stepped forward to claim it, and even though it was a pretty big local buzz in that area we didn't even get any tips like "you know, John Smith over on Maple Street used to have an emu but I haven't seen it out in his yard in a while"

You don't want wild Emus. We lost a war to them and we are still feeling the consequences for it.

Seriously, might get a taste of actual freedom.

I know POW have rights. But letting them live in Canada is asking for trouble.

What is this? An episode of trailer park boys?

Love is over.

When a headline begins with "Florida man...", I always know I'm in for something good.

History is made by stupid people.

Absolutely heroic, yet tragic to be put in that position at his age. I hope he gets therapy to help process what happened.

The duct tape hinge gull wing doors car he build. "Now if that ain't screaming Italian...You ain't listening"

Red green ftw

And in our hearts forever

It was how Red signed off during the show.

@AmulettaPrime suspects:Arrogant WormsCaptain Tractor

Duct tape was a running joke on the Red Green show, which ran from 1991 to 2006.

Red Green

What's with the weird title?

Yeah, but the wording of the title sounds weird even with that context.

Like he went there expecting to browse.

He was the victim in a romance scam, possibly, though the story seems to indicate he may have had some mental issues...

-A- bride? He wasn’t expecting someone specific?

It sucks so much that these scams keep happening... At least the story's ending wasn't that bad.