When a headline begins with "Florida man...", I always know I'm in for something good.

Love is over.

What is this? An episode of trailer park boys?

I was hoping the headline was about lobsters. Back in December 2025 there was a news story of $400k of live lobsters stolen in mid-shipment. I was hoping to hear of something from that heist.

“This wasn’t just a case of someone trying to ‘meat’ their budget. This was a calculated, ‘high-steaks operation’ that left two stores with significant losses,” Flagler County Sheriff Rick Staly said on January 30

Glad the sheriff is steaking this seriously.

So approximately $3600 between two businesses is significant losses? Wtf.

Disgusting. All those animals died for absolutely nothing. Feed him to the gators.

I like bread and butter, I like toast and jam...