I thought that didn’t actually happen?

In answer to the question as written: yes, you did think that didn't happen. I'm mostly certain on this.

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I read something saying the Paris games had 2 per person per day, while these games had about 10x less

inb4 they were actually using them for water balloons

Someone should have told me, i would have had a lot more interest in sports.

They could probably share. They aren’t ALL fucking at the same time. Take turns!

So we took a bunch of people in their late teens to mid twenties and put them somewhere new and exciting. We're treating them like rock stars. They're all in peak physical form, good looking, and under constant physical and mental stress.

And you're telling me during their time off they're going to be fucking each other? Who could have predicted this !?

But they are so horny! How is that not newsworthy? I mean, they are really horny!

Can't they just provide 1 (washable) condom each?

There is a music video by Tommy Cash along these lines, it’s actually hosted on Pornhub because it’s quite pornographic

You’re right about the beds and it’s a bit of a joke but I do recall now that it was a Murdoch anti environmentalist slag who wrote it up.

Just under 3,000 athletes are competing at the Winter Olympics, compared to around 10,500 in the Paris Games two years ago.

Rough estimation says the organizers should’ve provided closer to 100,000 condoms, 10x what they supplied.

In Paris, the beds started breaking.

I thought that didn’t actually happen? Despite reports before the games that the beds were made of cardboard to prevent sex by collapsing under the weight of two people, the organizers denied that was the reason and athletes posted videos during the games showing multiple people jumping on a bed.

The reason for the cardboard was so they could recycle the beds and IIRC it was a Rupert Murdoch tabloid that started the story that it was actually to prevent sex.

According to the article 10.000 were provide for 3.000 people, while in Paris 300.000 were provided for 10.500 people, so about 10 times as much. Nothing to do with hornyness, a lot to do with someone in charge being either a cheapskate or a prude.

Also, since 1988 condoms are provided for free to the athletes, and since 1988 the press feels they need to report on this. Yes we get it, these are just normal people doing normal people things.

A lot of the athletes dont use the provided condoms but instead take them as souvenirs

A friend's stepfather used to live in Alaska and he told us, Middle school kids, that when you are stuck inside all the time, all there is to do is fuck and get drunk

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I swear I've read this before lol

“In Paris the athletes received 300,000 condoms — two per day each— but the numbers for these Winter Games were significantly lower: not even 10,000,” La Stampa’s report states.

In Paris, the beds started breaking.

They should make an official Olympic event on how these condoms get used so fast. People want to know...friend wants to know.

There's a joke in there about the ubermensch, the state of things, etc., but it's wicked early and my brain's barely twitching. 🤪

A bunch of fit young people pushed together into a tiny village. Why wouldn’t you have literal truck loads of protection? They’re very obviously going to fuck like rabbits.

I don't think they've ever run out quite this quickly before.

this has been an ongoing meme since the invention of the Olympics

somebody did a reverse NASA with the tampons here. the correct amount of condoms to order for the Olympics is probably something like (the number that somebody could use if they were fucking 24/7 the entire event) x (the number of attendees) x (quadruple it for good measure)

Well if you're trapped in a small village with a bunch of fit and lean 20-30 year olds from different countries wouldn't you want to bang them? This happens at every Olympic

Not afraid of a camera tho.

Cats need cat food. Human food has too much sodium. A can of tuna is almost twenty times more salt than what a cat should eat in a day. For comparison, you could eat six cans and be OK.