The Monkey's Paw

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Backwards paw: what was the wish that got us into the current state of affairs? (www.smbc-comics.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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Inspired by today's SMBC, tell me the wish that lead to our current timeline.

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I wish that suffering was minimised across every being capable of suffering, and then, keeping suffering at a mimimum, pleasure was maximised across all beings capable of experiencing pleasure (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish all vents in real life were as big as the ones in games/tv, just enough to crawl through (piefed.social)

submitted 4 months ago by MxRemy@piefed.social to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish communism hadn't gotten coopted as being a variant of fascism. (moist.catsweat.com)

submitted 10 months ago by Web_Rand@moist.catsweat.com to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I could talk to and understand animals. (moist.catsweat.com)

submitted 10 months ago by Web_Rand@moist.catsweat.com to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I had one long curvy tooth (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 10 months ago by swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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They didn't need to make separations with me

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I wish people's butts got bigger when they had to poop (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 11 months ago by swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish the people at incels.is got girlfriends. (moist.catsweat.com)

submitted 11 months ago by Web_Rand@moist.catsweat.com to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for a little sister (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 11 months ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish voters chose between Democrat and third party from now on. (moist.catsweat.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Web_Rand@moist.catsweat.com to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish the whole world spoke and wrote the same language. (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago by zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I could freely play any game that ever would be released at any time of my choosing. (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 year ago by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I hate waiting for updates.

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I wish that any time someone attempted to upload an image containing a partially censored word to the internet, their connection would drop for 5 minutes. (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 year ago by Probius@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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Fully censored strings are fine so that people can cover up PII, but no "sh*t" shenanigans.

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I wish everyone lost their memory all at the same time (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 year ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish there was never a need for autocorrect (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I could find anything into food every time I snap my fingers. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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