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[+] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)
  • Granted. You have somebody crawling through your vents now.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Granted, all vents are now the size that they appear to be on a 29" tv

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Granted. All humans now shrink to an average size that fits in the smallest air vents.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Wish granted. You are now caked-up as a tiramisu and can’t fit.

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