That isn't how it works already?

Develop a vicious rivalry with a delivery driver, order something really heavy, use this curse to teleport them away from the door just before they arrive every time

Oh man that could be a really useful curse when something’s due to arrive but I can’t be there for it.

I swear my pants are doing this.

Yeah man

Ive never ever worried about that before. Thank you

Step 1) Bet a mechanic 100k that he can't get your car to start first try. When you try to start it. If he loses he must give you 10k

Step 2) Profit

Repeat

you monster

Diabolical

Mild?

No idea what your tongue is doing. My tongue is sitting exactly where it should in my mouth.

This should not classify as mild. You're a monster

This sounds like a riddle to which the answer is "your foot"

Yeah, I think my pregnant wife got this curse.

Executive function offline.

I have this curse already. It is called depression, and it doesn't stop at food.

That’s just me cooking for other people.

This curse already has a name, and that name is ADHD.

does this curse turn you into a cat by any chance

How does this work, technically? Is the person who notices in the same place as I am? Or will (a random?) someone immediately gain knowledge of a person picking their nose? Does that come with location information? Information about my person? Information about how I look? That must be terrifying!

A friend of mine mentioned that if this is how it works, it can be extremely useful if you get lost in the woods or something. You could use the sensation of knowing you pick your nose to send messages using morse code. The recipient would be picked (pun originally unintended) by random, though?

"You're gonna make. Me... CrescenDOOOOO!"

“Crescendo.” I do declare!

Your optical discs are perforated?

We can all rip these fine. You're not telling me you got cursed, are you? It's such an easy one to avoid - just don't tread on the cracks in the pavement. You went and trod on a crack, didn't you?