He's going to be milking this one on LinkedIn for years.

I had a root canal done a few weeks ago, and went straight to work afterwards. Half my face was frozen, but who gives a shit? This guy's an idiot.

What a liar.

Why would anyone miss a meeting because they got Novocain? It’s a local anesthetic. Is it worse to attend a meeting and have slight difficulty enunciating some words compared to showing up in a stress sweat-soaked shirt?

Oh it doesn’t matter. He made the story up anyway.

trying to look like dream of the endless.

Are you calm though, super sure you're calm?

Service pack male > RTM male > Release preview male > Beta male > Alpha male

does the sigma own them?

I am currently experiencing bloat. Too many requested features have been added and nothing is working properly anymore.

playing Rust

I'm 37 unfinished projects on a git server

That's why I aim to be the LTR

“When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.”

-someone on the Internet, not me

This is what happens when you choose the renegade conversation paths

I'm a lvl 3 alpha and based on the bylaws on the Alpha committee, I outrank you.

Or Dr. Psycho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KR6IcLxuPM

After joining video game PvP faction

It's a pack of imaginary people because the whole alpha wolf thing isn't actually a thing.

I wonder who the Alpha Alpha is. Who's the beta alpha!?!

Puberty.

A confederation, presumably.

Before and after finding out mom packed chicken tenders but forgot to put hunny mussy in his lunchbox

What’s an Alpha pack? A pack made up of alpha males? How does that work?

You can tell how calm he is because he said it twice