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[–] 25 points 2 months ago

Before and after finding out mom packed chicken tenders but forgot to put hunny mussy in his lunchbox

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    What’s an Alpha pack? A pack made up of alpha males? How does that work?

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    “When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.”

    -someone on the Internet, not me

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    You can tell how calm he is because he said it twice

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    I'm a lvl 3 alpha and based on the bylaws on the Alpha committee, I outrank you.

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    Before and after falling asleep.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    This is what happens when you choose the renegade conversation paths

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Are you calm though, super sure you're calm?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago
    [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    playing Rust

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    After joining video game PvP faction

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    trying to look like dream of the endless.

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