It’s ok - the body has ways of shutting that down if it’s a legitimate breach of confidentiality

It's fine I'm holding my knee to my nose.

Head, shoulders, knees to nose, knees to nose.

Maybe they work at UFC.

I'd be worried if there was any relevant information in it.

Screenshotting an email about keeping company info private and sharing it online is pretty good.

Was zum fick laberst du?

Shouldn't I feel nervous about fecal floaties?

Woof. I work in HR, and have to admit, literacy is failing everywhere, including with policy writers and readers.

I'm assuming this was less of an eggcorn and more of a "speech to text" mishap, but you can never know with these things!

I love eggcorns so much! Never heard this one before!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn

According to my wife, who is very into fanfic, that kind of thing is not uncommon amongst the self published.

The series is "Undying Mercenaries" by BV Larson.

What is this series and how did it get to have so many books without a proper editor?

That someone is me. Thoroughly enjoyed this one. Two puns for the price of one, excellent work. 10/10 🪧👏

This mofo went for soup salad and breadsticks and didn't realize the salad is only there for you to feel better about yourself for not just getting soup and bread sticks but you know you're barely gonna touch it because its shitty bagged iceberg garden salad and you just came for the breadsticks.

They paid to eat at Olive Garden and they complain about the quality? They’ve gone mental.

It’s all frozen food reheated. The only good thing they have is that one soup and you can make it way better, there are a ton of copycat recipes online. Most add bacon.

My ignorance is based around how it's pronounced, not how its spelt. I read prodigiously, i might see a word i have read semi frequently and still be pronouncing it incorrectly in my head. I am loathe to use such words in conversation and prove to everyone I'm as stupid as they suspected, albeit as I age I do care less in that regard :)

Last one was about 8 years ago, misanthrope.

The other thing that crops up occasionally are words pronounced differently based on regional variance. I was watching an Attenborough documentary and he used arc-a-pell-aa-go and I use arc-a-pell-ego

My gf agreed with me (we're Australian), now I pronounce it the same way Attenborough does , much to my gf's annoyance but in my defence, it's called English, so I defer.

I propose that single-letter omissions or replacements be ineligible for posting in this community.

candid => candied

That's not a boneappletea, that's a typo

(mostly joking but a little bit not)

Care mule.

coup de tar

followed by a

coup de feather

Well seeing as that means "blow of slow", I'm pretty sure that's bubbas nickname for trump.

More like coup de 'tard is this case

Coup de.tar.gz

I'm guessing it's a DevOps or developer

In fairness, I too, also always tar my coups. I wouldn't have it any different