Me

A man of the people doing God's work.

Also, if youre gonna read any of Inio Asano's works, it can definitely get darker....

Making me feel like Old Man Simpson over here calling it FMAB specifically instead of just FMA

I ate her burger

Mom! Dad! What're you do... Oh. OH, NO!

Too soon, too soon. Always too soon.

Does that mean they're watching a live action version?

Oh my God. That's so fucked. I just bought one for my son.

https://sharkrobot.com/products/happy-fusion-fun-times

Absolutely nothing bad happened and they live happily ever after, dangit 😡

I'm not crying YOU'RE crying

the one fmab joke

I lost it when Daemons referenced these two. Enjoying that series.

Aww... they look inseparable.

Is this what I think it is? Why man I almost forgot about it cries in the corner

I am an incredibly easy going person and don't let shit bother me.

This would make me an unreasonable flavor of livid and legit might throw hands.

Every time I ask someone to bring me my glasses

I personally have a whole set of magic cutlery which explicitly do not pierce the veil.

No, this is Patrick

Is this Constantine?

How to peel a tomato

Tools

• Knife
• Bikini
• Pot for boiling water
• Pot for cold water

Instructions

1. Prepare a pot of boiling water and a bowl of cold water
2. Put on your bikini (important)
3. Carve four quadrants in the tomatoes skin
4. Put on something to protect your bare skin (more bikini?)
5. Drop the tomato in the boiling water
6. After a few seconds, take the tomato out
7. Drop the hot tomato in the cold water
8. Strip off the clothes aside from the bikini (non-negotiable)
9. Also strip the skin off the tomato