How to peel a tomato
Tools
- Knife
- Bikini
- Pot for boiling water
- Pot for cold water
Instructions
- Prepare a pot of boiling water and a bowl of cold water
- Put on your bikini (important)
- Carve four quadrants in the tomatoes skin
- Put on something to protect your bare skin (more bikini?)
- Drop the tomato in the boiling water
- After a few seconds, take the tomato out
- Drop the hot tomato in the cold water
- Strip off the clothes aside from the bikini (non-negotiable)
- Also strip the skin off the tomato
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