They cat the hardest they can, and I defy you to prove otherwise.

Talk about dogs and nobody bats an eye. Say this about people and everyone loses their mind.

We should ask them if they would prefer living with their dog families in their natural habitat to return to their original common form given existencial pressures or be automatically separated from their family at a very young age to live in your house as a slave.

Ours is a manipulative little shit. He's definitely not trying his best.

Cats, meanwhile...

My dog used to sneak into the unused bedroom and poop in there because he didn't want to go outside into the snow. I'm pretty sure he knew he was being a troublemaker.

Sometimes they try their best to be naughty little Scamps.

My cat could maaybe disguise herself as a large malformed chinchilla. Or a small malformed cat, even! Or one of those cute kitty lawn statues when she's sitting pretty trying to look extra cute while begging for treats, lol. Ooh, or a cat-shaped gargoyle when she's perched on high places because she likes to be right on the edge or corner with her little front toes hanging off the edge as she monitors and surveys her kingdom and servants.

Idk right now she's disguising herself as a pillow. She's multi-talented.

(I haven't slept in ages and I'm losing my mind, can ya tell? lmao)

My cat's fur color reminds me of a bottom of an old astray.

I recently raked all the leaves into my chicken yard. If I ever want to feel nicer about myself, I just go throw some dry bugs, sprouted seeds, or scratch grains in the leaves and watch them dig through it for tasty stuff.

Its as stimulating for them as it is enjoyable for me. Everyone wins, and the reaults of my effort puts a smile on my face every time :) little things that make life a bit better (thanks zoloft!)

Autism is my favorite season

I love autumn so much!

C R O N C H

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So what I'm hearing is that you'd like to exchange stardust 💲for stardust 🥑 , so that you can have more stardust 😋 in your stardust ✨.

Me too!

It's hard

Is this...

I can't keep dishes in the sink because all my dishes are made of low quality steel and the tap water here is over 1600ppm.

But the dishes are also stardust. The sink too.

So, I’m stardust with stardust in the stardust. ✨

I was thinking more partners whose death scene you montage through. Even if they were all taken in the same fiery explosion, you now have more dead bodies to zoom in on.

On second thought, maybe this wasn't such a good post for NiceMemes LOL

If they where monogamous I would agree, but being poly means it could have been a single event, possibly involving flavorade.

Damn it that's exactly, verbatim what I came to post

I was gonna ask "then what am I without dishes in the sink?" but then I realized that's never really relevant

Unteue. Mr floofer's just is to be adorable and floofie

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