My cat's fur color reminds me of a bottom of an old astray.

My cat could maaybe disguise herself as a large malformed chinchilla. Or a small malformed cat, even! Or one of those cute kitty lawn statues when she's sitting pretty trying to look extra cute while begging for treats, lol. Ooh, or a cat-shaped gargoyle when she's perched on high places because she likes to be right on the edge or corner with her little front toes hanging off the edge as she monitors and surveys her kingdom and servants.

Idk right now she's disguising herself as a pillow. She's multi-talented.

(I haven't slept in ages and I'm losing my mind, can ya tell? lmao)