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@blackpyrefly

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it


@3liza

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

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[–] 29 points 2 days ago (1 child)

Then his sidekick started crying.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    If they where monogamous I would agree, but being poly means it could have been a single event, possibly involving flavorade.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

    I was thinking more partners whose death scene you montage through. Even if they were all taken in the same fiery explosion, you now have more dead bodies to zoom in on.

    On second thought, maybe this wasn't such a good post for NiceMemes LOL

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