I get it, Mimi. I want dopamine I have to work for, not free dopamine that feels like shit.

Mimi hits back

understandable, it's the end of the week after all

You don’t need to flex, ok?

That reminds me I need to get a new bottle of bourbon. The current one is almost empty.

flicks my obsidian rectangle of infinite dopamine
Sees Mimi
Gets hit with dopamine

Works every time

That's why it is so important to regularly switch between smartphone and alcohol.

Problem is the dopamine receptors get overloaded and want more to get the same feeling. A very bad spiral many of us suffer from.

Mimi continues her trend of being oddly relatable.

i've never had this conversation with my ca

#SHUT UP JIMMY [eidt that's supposed to be big. just pretend]

Jimmy just playin' :(

YEAH JIMMY

Rare butt mimi

That is always fun to do

Wholesome Mimi.

She may be sad, but she's certainly getting her cardio in.

inspired by this?

Dating Mimi would be the most wholesome horror movie.

And now I need that movie, like a wholesome version of Obsession.

My enjoyment of this greatness is ruined by the impossibility of running with the same-side arm and leg forward/back rather than opposites

And Roy’s just going across town for an evening class and will be back in a couple hours.

Never skip the leg day

Ok she is getting emotional

She’s been doing that for the last two stations.

I did this for real. It was fun.

https://f-droid.org/packages/com.github.andreyasadchy.xtra

https://grayjay.app/desktop/

(willing to switch grayjay out for a less fascist adjacent option if anyone is aware of one for desktop)