• induction stove: you can buy a stand-alone element that plugs into the wall for about that much, and they're faster and use less power than a conventional stove
• bidet: a low-end model, at least
• multitool: should be able to afford a pretty good one for that budget
• cajon: all right, maybe not "useful" per se, but man they're a lot of fun!

Ok I think I understand. You need something more than an easy level Mario Kart.

Clearly open for a sequel.

Hmm…now that I think of it, there's a tenant renting the upstairs these days. I hope someone told her about the hornets?

I was in the upstairs bathroom at my parents' place which had a skylight you could open. I did, and half of a hornet's nest fell from it. I slammed the window shut as quick as I could and then looked down. The other half was floating in the toilet with the hornets momentarily dazed. I closed the lid and flushed. When I peeked under the lid, it was gone.

Best case scenario is it will split the right wing vote. In Canada, we're used to it going the other way with conservatives taking advantage of a split left.