[–] 6 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world

So there was only one thing that I could do

Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

~ Ministry - Jesus built my hotrod

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago

    I hope these former employees, and the people in their lives, all do their absolute best to refuse to support Microslop every chance they get. Death by a thousand cuts adds up over time.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    He was probably that one kid that held everyone back from getting to the cafeteria because he'd ask redundant questions right when the bell rang. Even the teacher hated his annoying ass.

    Later in the day you'd see him taking his hall monitor role way too fucking seriously when some poor kid is rushing to the bathroom.

    Damn... that dude's stupid smug face got me all agitated lol

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