I literally led the campaign to form a 600 person union. I was buried in bullshit from the company every single day for over 3 years.

Still preferable to when I worked at Aldi.

Dying on the cross was easier than customer service

"I'll give you a refund over my dead body."

three days later...

Jesus was an architect

I'd heard he was a stonemason because there aren't a lot of trees in Israel, so carpenter isn't the best translation. I have no idea if that's true, but it sounds plausible.