whatever their majority is minus 51 senators will vihemently refuse to support schumer. it feels like an old bit now, but apparently it still works…

Whatever it is, you need it today! (or rather on the 14th anniversary of 9/11)

I can’t find the original article, but I need to know what the update was. What happened on the 8th of May 2017 that required an update to this specific article?!

What world do we live in, where we can no longer trust green texts.

:)

eat more microplastics instead

the microplastics become biologically active when they come into contact with water. I think we all know the clear and sensible solution to the problem then: ban water.

britain to india in the 17th century

I don’t kill, but you‘ll be leaving the hospital in a wheelchair.

Souverän ist, wer über den Ausnahmezustand entscheidet.

And like 99.99% of the people on the streets didn’t even vandalize anything or use any violence. The media shows all of the protesters violence and none of the police violence, this is then used by the state to instigate more police brutality.

Then they blame all the chaos on the Mélenchon left — the only party that actually wants to change the policies the people are protesting against, while they are the ones in charge, and thus responsible for all of this shit.

Those have to be some big doors.