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When they say they want the housing market to collapse, I don't think this is what they meant.
Making stairs is one of the most skillful jobs from a carpenters point of view. At least do said my grandad, who was a carpenter (he made stairs).
The tricky part, I am told, is ensuring every step is the same height
where's the fun in that? Make the last step a little bit shorter or higher!
They do this in some castles to trip up the invaders
Funny story: I built the staircase heading up to my loft, and spent days sourcing the perfect planks for the risers so I'd have exactly 13 steps.
Forgot to account for the loft's floorboards and beams, now I have a 13.25-step staircase.
Thats what these guys are for:

Somehow Lowe's only has these things in pressure-treated lumber. So I made my own for my stairs in my basement using regular lumber. And then my basement flooded.
Well, yeah. Generally you’d want pressure treated for a basement because they should be resting and fastened directly to the concrete anyway, which would require pressure rated to meet code. Even if your basement didn’t flood, the bottom of the stringer would have rotted away because concrete wicks moisture.
There’s virtually never a time you’d want to use non-pressure treated lumber to build stringers, except above grade transitions. In which case, cutting them yourself is also stupid easy.
Wait, isn't that just a hallway? Don't you want each step to be a higher height than the previous one?
They mean making sure each step is the same height above the previous. Like if your first step is 7” high, then all steps should be 7”. Not a 7” step, then a 10” step, then a 5” step, etc.
There’s some math involved to figure out the riser height given a certain distance from the upper landing, and it all depends on how much space you have, what code says for a landing, what the minimum tread depth can be, etc.
Hanging a door is the one that pisses me off. I can build fine furniture, build fine staircases, whatever you need. But hanging a door is a nightmare.
I'm not a carpenter, just a stupid homeowner. Learning how to bend hinges to fix problem doors was life changing. Especially in an older house that has shifted over time.
It's tricky to explain. Fortunately there are videos online that show how it works.
Anyway, I know that's not the same thing as hanging a door. That's much more involved.
Hanging a door is super easy*!
*only pertains to new construction in places where the workers before door installation made sure the rough opening is plumb, level, and square.
Installation in a settled house is often a massive compromise on angle, tilt, placement, and sometimes squareness. When all else fails, bending one or more hinge pins to add friction to the door is the last ditch compromise just to have something kind of work.
I'd say doors are tougher than stairs, at least stairs are stationary. If the floor isn't level where the door is swinging, that bottom gap can be.. Public bathroom worthy.
I don't bend the hinge pins, I bend the hinge "knuckles". That's probably what you meant.
bending the knuckles is one of several solutions for specific issues, bending the hinge pins is specifically done to keep the door from swinging freely (just in case the wall happens to be leaning enough that the doors own weight would move it). Bending the knuckles slightly adjusts the swing and orientation of the door.
The house I live in is 4 years old and half the doors don't close right.
It's very easy to make shitty stairs
I built a two story garage and sought advice from a carpenter friend. He said the same thing then told me a story about he was hired to fix a set of stairs and while initially looking at the job tripped on a stair then ripped off a fingernail catching himself on the handrail. Stairs need to be predictable and consistent. We walk them every day without thinking about it
Making stairs that support people.
I mean, I could knock together something resembling stairs, but no-one should walk up them.
Like Jesus.
First thing I thought that was where it was going.
Can you even buy a house with $40 an hour today?
Lmao no, I make fucking $50/hr and can't afford a house at the current prices.
varies by state
low cost area you could
I was thinking that. Its way above the minimum wage in the UK and we bought a house a few years ago on that just fine.
Not even that low cost of an area really, just cheaper than around London. Move away from the big cities and its much more affordable. Why would you want to live in a big city anyway with the higher air pollution? Not getting a car also helped save a lot of money, cycle everywhere instead.
"I need to live in London because of the jobs!" - You stack shelves in Tesco, that isn't a job worth living in London for.
private equity buying homes has fucked the us housing market even in surrounding suburbs in many states
housing prices nearly doubled from 2010 in many places
I just looked up housing sites in the US, apparently Zillow is popular. Texas is a big state and stuck my house price in as an upper limit.
First result is fucking huge. It has more bathrooms than I have bedrooms. And its in a place I have heard of despite living on another continent. Most people 50+ miles away will have never even heard of the town I live in.
This is what you consider to be a bad housing market?
Edit: scrolling through more. They look very soulless, but are fucking massive. Why do so many have the garage door as the main front and centre of the house with the actual door tucked off to the side?
Assuming you're in the UK:
Your minimum wage is nearly triple ours.
Your median wage is 1.3x Texas'.
You pay less tax than in Texas.
You pay less for healthcare than anywhere in the US.
Your property taxes (council taxes) are lower than Texas.
You have lower interest rates for mortgages than the US.
You have cheaper, more fuel efficient vehicles than the US.
Your car insurance is less than a quarter US car insurance rates.
Your food is literally half the cost of US food.
So yes, your incredibly cheap life with your incredibly high wages makes your housing market much better than ours.
Most people in USA suburbs leave from and return to their house in a car 99% of the time, so effectively the garage door is the front door of the house, and the actual front door is mostly vestigial, and kept for ritual purposes.
There's a house in my neighborhood that doesn't even have stairs leading to the front door. Like, the door is three feet in the air, no way to actually use it for anything except breaking your ankle while drinking at night.
It is a good way to keep the Jehovah's Witness and the Mormons at bay, to be fair.
Guests enter through the front door
the us is relatively spread out, all those cheaper areas no one wants to live there
and distance can be deceptive, growing up 20miles to work could take 1.25 hrs+ each way, check the google estimated travel time during rush hour to the city center / likely work locations
that much time in traffic eats your life
Not getting a car and not living in a city is impossible in the US. Also healthcare eats the 1/3 of my income.
We have higher wages, but correspondingly higher expenses offset it.
Not really. The nature of my job (semiconductor manufacturing) kinda limits me to specific geographic areas, i.e. where fabs are located. My wife also has specific medical needs which are all located in our current area, plus my parents, siblings, and in-laws all live nearby.
Outside of all the major metropolitan areas, yes. I managed to get a house a few years back at $22 an hour. It's small and a townhouse, but it's mine.
I did the math to afford that home today taking into account increased value and interest rates it would take $30 an hour. It's only been 5 years.
Even after a promotion and raises I still don't make $30 an hour.
No but I bet you could buy the material and you'd already have the skill
When you have carpentry skills you can buy a dump then fix it up. I had zero skills when I bought my first house then learned as I went along. Was making $9 an hour in the mid 90's
They didn't have stairs in 0bce, silly. Just ladders and ramps. No fossils of stairs have been discovered that date back to before the Ottoman Empire.
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Except when OP dies, people wont be wearing toilet necklaces to remember how ge died.
"Google it and build it" probably took 4 weeks of work lol.
I wouldn't say its that shrimple, but ok.
A skilled carpenter can spit out a fight of stairs in a day or so. An unskilled one can spit them out in half the time. They're not nearly as complicated as you'd think.
This is still fake as fuck, construction projects are contract labor. They'll bring in the tradies they need as they need them and then fire the ones they don't, generally getting rid of too many people too early, rather than keeping people around they don't need.
Carpenters on these projects are generally finish carpenters, they'd be installing drywall and trim, and would be quite busy trying to keep up with the schedule.
What world do we live in, where we can no longer trust green texts.
Itst not totally unrealistic to have an apprentice on rough construction not doing much on site. I could totally see a boss sending them to build a construction staircase (open back, just steps) and it only taking an hour or two. It just needs to be good enough to get into the building, it will get replaced by real stairs later (with concrete).
That said, this is 100% fake. OP has never set foot on a construction site
A skilled carpenter can spit out a fight of stairs in a day or so. An unskilled one can spit them out in half the time. They're not nearly as complicated as you'd think.
Just wanted to say that cracked me up, thanks haha
The part that made me think it was fake was the workbench. Who has an actual workbench at a jobsite? I’m not saying it’s never happened, but I’ve never seen it.
Workbench? You mean the warped plywood I put on the bags of concrete? Or the lumber sticking out the back of the truck, balancing on some stacked buckets?
There was another man who was a carpenter…


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