It's also called the telephone game but that doesn't work with the Chinese room pun.

It's a game of Chinese-room whispers.

Alright Mr. Shatner

Aww, so nice of the alot to make them a trophy.

It's "suicide hotlines being posted on WSB" bad, that's my usual indicator for newsworthy stock crashes.

The A2/3 is fine, we just needed to get the Germans to fix it for us.

That's your cloud not The Cloud though.

I don't think a bail out would work (which isn't to say the Trump administration won't try it - you can never confidently predict they won't do something stupid). If they can't work out how to make a profit after $2T of capex, more money on the furnace isn't going to help.

As much as the bank bailouts after 2008 left a bad taste in my mouth, banks are at least self evidently a profitable business that were able to successfully use the bailout to stay afloat.

I could potentially see the AI companies' creditors getting a bailout but most of them seem to be private equity so a bailout would be really unpopular (although see my above comments on not betting against the current US leadership doing something stupid).

On the bright side, there's a real chance we could see Larry Ellison go personally bankrupt. He lives on loans secured against Oracle shares and Oracle is currently indebted up to its eyeballs and borrowing at basically junk rates. If it goes down, those loans get called and he eats shit (to the delight of Sun Microsystems fans everywhere).

We have a stockpile of like what? 500 of them?

~3700 of them

Err... A decade or two late on that realisation there buddy.

60 Hz is clearly enough for everybody

You should try VR sometime...