Disroot. They have problems in the last time, but I think it checks your requirements.
Fossify Launcher. You can rename any app as you wish.
Some people flex with products from giant American companies. Specifically for apps: if their messages are sent in green bubble, some (not all) people will ask arrogantly ask: When you will get an iPhone? Android is for cheap/poor people/kids. Or if you tell them they can find you also on Signal too: When you will get Whatsapp? Signal is for losers/people with no (social) life. I am glad that I don't use any those 2 apps.
Flexing with messaging apps (especially with iMessage or Whatsapp).
1 million euros, if I live on 6% interest.
You don't need Meta products to stay in touch with, especially Whatsapp. If they refuse to use Signal, just use RCS/SMS. Or if you live in European Union, you can use Balsio/Haiket/Arnacon, they are interoperable with Whatsapp. The disadvantage is that Balsio and Haiket work ONLY if downloaded from Google Play, while Arnacon works anyway.
Focus on present. Everybody makes mistakes. Do what you can now.
Disable JS in your browser. Or at least use LibreJS extension. And use uBlock origin.
Grand Theft Auto (All), League of Legends (shame that it doesn't work on GNU/Linux anymore), Clash of Clans, Minetest(Luanti), Counter-Strike.
Walking in park, calisthenics, theatre, concerts.
For now, only Motorola flagships will be sold in 2027 with GrapeheneOS.
