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    TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk
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    Corpus Christi moves toward mandatory 25% cut in water use if emergency is declared in c/texas@lemmy.world
    [–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago

    Insert picnic Anakin looking meme here.

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  • Pete Hegseth to headline DC faith rally with far-right and Christian nationalist speakers in c/gestapo_usa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    [–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago

    I bet he's got a tiny willy.

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  • Oh no I've dropped my box of Twinkies. This is such a...uh...oh, what's the word I'm looking for...? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
    [–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 0 points 6 months ago

    Nonissue.

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  • Cats in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
    [–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

    Uhh pixtures of cats, where'd I puts me spinach.

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  • For those with lower-back issues, what's been the best work-chair for you? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
    [–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    What in the fuck is bottom left?

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  • So many leather trousers in c/historymemes@piefed.social
    [–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 9 points 6 months ago

    Henry the eighth' best, in my opinion. Fuck green sleaves.

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  • everyone knows we don’t poop. it’s all flowers and rainbows. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
    [–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I thought girls pooh like rabbits.

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  • Jell-o belt in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
    [–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 8 points 6 months ago

    Yes.

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  • We only have 3 years left until this! in c/memes@piefed.world
    [–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 2 points 6 months ago

    It's just as good the second time round.

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  • Pentagon says US military will be an 'AI-first' fighting force in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
    [–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Don't worry, you can just train the ai to be insane. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

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  • We only have 3 years left until this! in c/memes@piefed.world
    [–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    This is just the end of halt and catch fire.

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  • Welcome to Heaven by Bogleech in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
    [–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 25 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Tell that to Werthers.

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