You don't need to reach that far, SU already has enough entities that can be Cronenberged like the gem mutants or corruptions.
An elf mage in a fantasy world? Time to get isekai'd
0: this will stay in my backlog forever
HailCorporate
You would but this definitely fits the criteria for asshole design.
That's just impurities
These are not simple questions but high severity issues that need to be dealt with in a short timeframe. Slack is not the right tool here, a dedicated process would work much better (like an incident system).
That being said, the point here is to include enough context in your initial message so that the other person can start thinking about it as soon as they see it, instead of having to wait for you to type it out.
You sound like an awful person to work with. I'm not gonna break my focus and check the chat every 5 minutes so that I can serve your majesty's questions.
I have the exact same issue that every conversation feels like too much, and it's never the correct time to get into such a conversation. So I'll delay it to do it later and then never get around to it.
Damn it
The risk is worth it