[–] 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

We had a finance troll run into our IT department asking "how do I stop a service pack update!?" This was back in the XP days. She had a presentation in 15 minutes and had not turned the laptop on in over a year.

Our answer?

You don't. You should have started preparing it yesterday.

She was PISSED! But her even more evil boss had ruined all her political capitol over all the other things she failed to prepare for.

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  • [–] 50 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

    "I'm a Talafreako" t-shirts are available...

    On James Talarico's campaign website. Dude leaned into it.

    My favorite there is "It's time to start knocking over tables"...

    The Republicans are obviously fucking terrified. And they should be.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago

    There is not a damn thing complex about murdering children. Maybe Sheeran should take a bit of that $400 million and pay a real human to read and filter his bullshit before embarrassing himself.

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