Wait, what? For real?

fiddles with some buttons

there's no one to blame that doesn't have an R by their name.

Are you kidding? They'll be scapegoating Biden's corpse so long and so hard even the DNC will blush. And then there's always Obama as a backup plan.

Life is cake when absolutely nothing is your fault.

And it was a good plan, for a while. Shame about that plague, though.

It's a good thing we don't have the gubmint compiling lists of, say, neurodivergent folks, so everything's all nice and ready when the time comes.

When Apple announces a feature that Samsung phones don't have, Samsung also trolls them because that feature is bad. And then a year later, Samsung advertises that they also have that feature.

The pharma-go-round is torture, even with a good doctor. With a doctor that doesn't listen, it's unbearable. Which means finding a new doctor and starting again. It's a vicious cycle. Glad you landed on something that works.

Sega does what Nintendon't.

It warms my old man heart to see the console flame wars still going strong. Tribalism, what a thing, lemme tell ya. Human nature at its naturist.

goes outside to yell at the clouds to get off of his lawn

MOVEMENT CONTROLS PEAKED WITH WASD!

Toxic positivi-tea.

Adulthood doubles the frames: add one with no bench, and one with someone putting a bench in front of the child. The conclusion doesn't change: it's the kid's fault for tripping over the bench. We just collectively ignore that the kid was fine until someone put a bench in the way.

AI?

The narrative, as I understand it, is that the dictatorship they fled is the left, so left bad, right good. Doesn't matter that the political "left" in the US is center-right.

It's brain-dead tribalism all the way down.

Feeling? In the dentist's chair?

WE FORGOT THE ANAESTHESIE!