Yay the power of the free market! Capitalism survival of the fittest… oh wait.

So fiscally responsible /s

Shut up cager

But the DOW…

Not even a transmission, a jet turbine. Joke on joke.

Vertical integration

All working as intended, nothing to see here.

Fortunately he’s flying

Y-you can't eat carpet... Silly Daddy

Anytime now the trickle down is gonna start, trust /s

Nobody thinks Iowa is hilly until you ride a bicycle across it.

Boys is that the fookin Viper?

Looks like on the grey connector, in the middle is the catch, the little black part. Try a flat head to the left and pry up the grey bit that’s over the catch nipple. Careful whenever dealing with nipples.

Well duh there’s no profit in curing children’s cancer.

Can’t go wrong with a Japanese bike. A few suggestions I’ve not seen yet for ya good buddy; new tires, new air filter, fresh suspension fluid is usually forgotten about, check spark plugs. Those rotors look surprisingly good but always good to check the pads too. Good it starts but make sure she stops too haha. Ride safe.

“You win sex against a man, that's the straightest thing there is”

“Sorry Jim, we just don’t have it in the budget to give you a raise.”

“Not profitable”

Keep doubling it until he shuts the fuck up

Watch out for the busts and paintings