Is it a lie if you genuinely can't remember?

Asking about a head-of-state

There was Kentucky, Kenfucky, Oregon, Ore-Again, Moregon, MoregonAgain.....

Jay and Silent Bob would: end up with the Skids; get called Degens from NJ; would just be looking for Degrassi High to "set up shop" not realizing weed is legal in Canada; and Silent Bob would have to mess up one of the name jokes.

Jerrica already did it.

Do you know how many strongly-worded words it takes to turn a piece of paper that shade of gray?!?¿?

Hope it doesn't look too similar to a ballroom

Pass around the Faygo so we can all have a chuggalo

Because it makes you feel sick, in so many words?

He's probably waiting until the new dollar coins get minted so he can pay in currency with his face on it because he is a petty little man.

Quaid Army!

What's in the broth?!!!?!?!?!???

Since dogs age about 7x faster, time for Air Bud: Hacker Pupz

Are you cook shaming the french fried potato?!¿?!!?

Did anyone else think these drinks were having a smoke? Just me?

They do look cool... and refreshing!

Ivanka already had RSVP'd with her Plus One, anyways (and it wasn't him!!!)

Boy Don't Cry

No... AFTER Iran.

So, like the release of his tax returns AFTER the internal audit was completed (right? That happened¿?¡), it won't be happening soon. Or it will be happening immediately, because we "won" in Iran within the first hours. Our blockade of their blockade was just for funsies.

I hate this timeline. Can we try any other animals in the large hadron collider tonsee what happens?

Quaid Army!!!

Balky: "Don't be sanctimonus"

Monitor and report?