Willem Dafuq

Money on Trump wanting to be the one to shoot him at a ceremony on Fifth Avenue.

In fairness, Kissinger was born in Germany so I'd like to imagine he would have parity with some of their notorious war criminals if they did a similar poll.

In that case I need to rewatch it, been a long time.

I've only just realised there is someone who is in a hotdog colour-matched suit stood right next to him.

If they make Erin Brocovich 2, it's going to have a much bleaker ending.

See the friendly lions, only in Kenya!

cough Palm Beach Pete cough

Have you tried "Kill all the poor"?

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Most likely in two weeks.

It would be a shame if anyone went around the shelves with a car window breaker surreptitiously tapping on all of the price tags.

Then maybe don't?!

Everyone knows the sequel is worse (except T2 and Aliens), and by no means do I think Trump competent. However the power dynamics at play in the White House and the character deficiencies across his cronies do rhyme with those of Stalin's. I foresee a similar power vacuum when the cult of personality similarly dies with no clear logical person to replace him (he is too narcissistic to allow JD to take any initiative not in Trump's name, so absolutely no guarantees Trump supporters will switch loyalty to the couch-fucker-in-chief).

Armando Ianucci better start writing the follow-up to The Death Of Stalin.

A bunch of mindless jerks who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

"Would you like to know more?"

So war criminals lecturing Arab child amputees on why everything is their fault?

If they did that, the headline would be "Hamas militants break the ceasefire. Israel has a right to carpet bomb all of Gaza (to defend itself)."

Misleading headline - should read "Israel breaks ceasefire with Lebanon (again)"