My wife saw me looking at this. I have many questions to answer now. Thanks.

I was so worried as a stupid kid that I was a pervert because I was attracted to girls my age. No, it just turns out I'm attracted to people my age.

Those are often the same person

They mention the other stores and restaurants because people know where they shop and eat, not what company produces the food they eat. Not everything is a conspiracy.

Also Taylor Fresh Foods Inc. does business as Taylor Farms. It's the same company.

Gendered nouns in German are just as stupid and arbitrary as spelling in English. Why is a pencil masculine? Why is beer neutral but coffee masculine? Why is school feminine?

My uncle wasn't the admin of his (Windows) computer, but he managed to install a web browser that was basically malware. The damn thing didn't require any admin permissions to install, and it automatically ran a powershell script to reinstall itself if it was removed. I had to edit the registry to remove it. It's crazy.

My indoor cat loves to sleep on a chair on the balcony for hours.

"Mommy, why does that kid have a huge head?" -- Me as a toddler pointing to a baby in a grocery store.

My mom scolded me and left embarrassed. As an adult, she told me that the kid did have an enormous head.

And those people are stupid. You can't make the day longer by moving it around. If you live up north, you're going to be going to work in the dark or coming home in the dark. Deal with it. You can't fix it. I'm just sick and tired of changing the time twice a year for bullshit reasons.

I'm so sick of people idolizing shit like this. Go walk around a fucking cemetery from the 1800s or early. All you see is headstones with several dead babies on them. All of whom would have survived if they were born today.

Literally every society from all corners of the globe had a 50% mortality rate for children prior to 1950.

Uh. Me! When I get bored I read, or play a game, or watch a movie. Not that I'd be bored because I'd be trying not to die in a primitive society.

Twitter was always shit. Eron Muskrat is so high on his own supply, I don't think he's capable of following a master plan like that. He's a pathetic man who wants people to listen to him.