My inner cat when he actually gets outside:

The middle text really brings it together.

Unfortunately, I know the havoc they would wreak on the world if I let them loose.

And then scream to be immediately let back in.

My indoor cat loves to sleep on a chair on the balcony for hours.

Cats are not outdoor creatures. They're domesticated and will comfort to whatever the fuck you do with them.

But they will live a lot longer indoors.

I'm tired of seeing dead cats or "missing cats" because people are irresponsible and can't look after a cat.

For the few with genuine farm cats, this doesn't concern you.