Hmmmm, I wonder why....

He's clearly not well. I'd probably pity him if he wasn't being such a cunt.

Yay

Last time I did ket I found myself lying on the front lawn of an LA suburban family home, in the rain, watching Mel Gibson choke out Gary Busey, but I definitely was not anymore intelligent from that encounter.

Absolutely. I would spend all year planning what I was going to do with my money and working out.

Same but ADHD. Stops my brain from being a complete box of frogs for a few hours and makes everything delicious. Yay weed.

No, you're a cunt.

I think we'd need to go so far into the subatomic realm for an appropriate violin that even antman would struggle to find it.

Do have anything smaller?

Taylor CO2 Swift

Not with that attitude

Pasta, yes. Spaghetti, no.

Unfortunately, the fish aren't as plentyful as they were back in the good ol' days but I'm still finding most of what I want on pirate bay or 1337X. It's just a case of finding the option with the most reliable seeds.

Tbh I'm not even sure what bubble tea is. Bubbles, yep. Tea, yep. Tea with bubbles? Have you put washing up liquid in it? Why is it bubbly?

Only every other day? You gotta pump those numbers up.

I'm old enough to be one of Napster's early adopters. Unfortunately most of my collection has been lost to either malfunction or negligence but due to most of the major streamers being fucking evil I'm back sailing the musical seven seas. And plus my internet is about 100x faster now so yohoho mehearties.

I would hardly describe deliveroo couriers as "the backbone of Britain's food system".

Pre-made pizza bases will save you time, making your own is super cheap but I appreciate it takes time. I'll usually make a big batch on a weekend and then just freeze balls of dough which I can use later.

Just buy a pre-made one then

Pizza sauce is so easy to make yourself - fry a clove of garlic in a teaspoon of oil, add a can a chopped tomatoes, a pinch of salt, a pinch of sugar, a pinch of oregano - let that simmer on the stove, stirring occasionally, for about 20 minutes or until all the water has boiled off and you have a thick puree then spread that on your chosen base and add some cheese. Voila! If you learn how to make your own dough then a homemade cheese pizza will cost pennies and taste better than anything you will get in the supermarket.